Friday, 12 July 2013

"Inside of Justin Bieber (You are an insect)"

A big trend on LittleBigPlanet is the (rather self-explanatory) Justin Bieber murder craze.















To make these types of levels "work" you only need two simple things. 

Intense violence, and an identifiable picture of Justin Bieber's face.















Which makes this next level kind of curious to me. 

What follows might be the most whimsical and pointless thing I've ever written. But I think that it's noteworthy, that it captures something that's vaguely unspoken and, who knows, important.















That looks nothing like Justin Bieber. 

You don't even hurt him or injure him.















You just go through him.

This is simply not an acceptable Justin Bieber hate level. It is focussed purely around the fun of exploring his digestive system. (The sperm in his pants really is just a distraction.)

I know this is terribly high-standard of me but the level description hinted that it would be a hate-themed level. And as it turned out, the creator delivered something that's completely devoid of this; something that's devoid of any rational meaning.

You seriously just fly in there and wiz through his stomach/intestines. This is the most baffling thing I've ever played.

What scares me most is what was going through the creator's mind as he/she made this level.

If this isn't an example of unconscious pop-culture vomiting, then I wouldn't know what is. (Interesting how the same sort of thing happened in that Selena Goeaz one.)


"your life sucks kill everything that is good"




















These are "gummy bears." One of them is singing the "I'm a gummy bear" song.

A good, unintentional example of the way lollies are being advertised to be psychically linked w/happiness, which this kid has fun blowing apart for whatever reason. Maybe his life wouldn't suck if he didn't associate "all that is good" with imagery such as these bobbing green bears made of candy. (This is a joke.)

"im feelin happy :-D"

"itll make you feel happy" 
























































































































Huh..