Sunday, 18 August 2013

Rejoice















Yes!!! My annoying little sister finally died!!!!!















My sister is sooooo anoying! She was diagnosed with colon cnacer 9 months ago and i was soooo happy!

hoped that would kill her before I did! And it did! I was soo happpy I just had to make a level on it!

My parents think im sad about it lol
















Well anyway I just wanted to share the joy of my little sister's death to you all.
Give a big fat heart if you want your little sister to die too!

The boy has published this level 8 times and this is the only activity recorded under his account. The account has zero hearted levels. He hasn't even bothered to decorate his planet/moon.

I think he's slipped up enough to confirm this is fake.

Most obvious piece of evidence: "My sister is soooo anoying." 

Present tense. You get it.

"She was diagnosed with colon cancer." In other words, bowel cancer. This reeks like toilet humour.

The rest of the "evidence" is kind of veiled. But to me the lines make more sense if you read them under the context that he's showing her (i.e. the sister) this level; all eight versions of it (to elevate the level of "humiliation" he's giving her), the girl probably watching from some other spot in the room.

There's a sort of cute jeer, an elbow nudge at the end of each line, seemingly directed towards her and only her.

"I hoped that (the cancer) would kill her... before I did!" (Sneer @ sister. Cliche' family threat.)

"Give a big fat heart if you want your little sister to die too!" (another sneer @ sister)

Also note how he enjoys lengthening the word, "so."

My sister is soooo anoying. I was soo happy. More live jabs?

You get the idea.

Plus, you know, human empathy dictates he wouldn't actually do this. Or maybe she did die and he's in a horrible state of denial over his depression.

Either way, this case is done.

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